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Peyton Awning
Time leads to new strategies.
Nicole Kidney
Such poise.
Vincent Wil-Fork
Always hungry for success.
Troy Palm-Oil Glue
One of the greatest defensive players of all time.
Michael Kane
The real points streak is keeping the last Wayne alive.
Whoopi Goldberg
A force to be reckoned with in the late 90's to early 00's.
Jeff Goldbluming Onion
Simply delicious and always irresistible.
Hope Solo
Strong all the way until the end.
Matthew McConaughay
So talented, so friendly.
Matthew McConaughello
So polite, so gregarious.
Hillary Rodman Clinton
Always fighting to regain possession.
O.J. Simpson
Running back, actor, not a felon, then felon.
O.J. Mayo
He didn't get the benefit of the doubt, but he did get the benefits from donors.
Pete Rose
Everyone is just dying to know.
Yoenis Céspedes
Last name translates roughly to "lawns", in case this one is too subtle.
Adam Jones
Cornerback AND "professional wrestler"
Matt Damons
Frasier Crane(s)
"And I think what it says is that, while it's tempting to play it safe, the more we're willing to risk, the more alive we are." -- Dr. Frasier Crane