Hoverboard Leads Girl Right Into The Future via Route of a Pool

It's a real interesting time to be alive.

Moses' nephew, a grumpy lady in colorful suits, and a bunch of guys who either look into the camera too much or can't speak a sentence without the words "New Jersey" in it are running for president.

Tigers are struggling to stay alive worldwide, except for one who spells his name with a "Y" that's preying on today's youths.

Tom Coughlin is no longer coaching the New York Giants. Presumably to wander off into the mists of eternity to learn about clock management from Father Time himself, who is only the third oldest person alive behind Tom then Bernie.

So it only makes sense that being alive today requires learning how to do everything differently. Starting with walking, which we must all replace with hovering. Well, hovering on the ground, for a start.

They say the best way to learn something is to dive right in. This girl heard them.

After getting off to a great start, fast and confident, she teeters, overcome with the same hubris as toddlers learning to walk.  Her wheeled feet fail-her-now and take off right into the pool.

This is where this girl proves her gusto and dives right in AGAIN. When I say dive, I'm not talking metaphorically anymore. She goes right into the water like a harp seal going into a hole in the ice. There's really no other comparison, given she first plops down onto her belly, arches her back, then slips right into the pool. A+ seal job here. Would even make Heidi Klum reconsider.

Oh yeah, the girl in the video saves--well retrieves--her hoverboard then walks it all off. Whether we all have to live in the skies or on an icy tundra someday, she'll be ready.