"Marc Nicholls was left repulsed after he realised that what was contained in the KFC bread crumbs was no chicken breast – but what appeared to be a lung." Source
Isn't that picture of the chicken in sunglasses cool? I found it by Googling "happy chicken." I'm a sucker for animals in sunglasses. Show me a picture of a dog in glasses and I'll show you a high-five. I used the picture at the top because the actual picture from the article is a little gross to most people. It's exactly what you'd expect, a picture of some spongy lung in a delicious, secret-recipe breaded crust.
Honestly, I'm not offended, disgusted, or even concerned about the actual breaded lung. It's just chicken parts. Tell me there's not lung or brain or chicken gonads in a McDonald's chicken nugget. There probably is and I definitely don't care. Flavor is flavor with meat. And boy does meat have its flavors down deliciously pat. Just like the deliciously down KFC double down. Get over this stuff, hippies. The way things are mass produced, it's remarkable that this doesn't happen more often, getting other chicken parts in your food. If you don't like your lung just offer it to one of your buddies in the group. Someone will want it. If I was there I'd probably trade a thigh piece for it. I bet this lung was super tasty, not even joking.
What I can't get over though and what's actually disgusting about this picture is the drink. The guy is drinking PEPSI with his KFC. Just imagine. Close your eyes. Well, don't really because then you'd stop reading this, but close your imaginary eyes. Picture a breaded lung. You don't have to tell me your taste buds aren't tingling a little. It's OK, I already know. Now picture drinking Pepsi with KFC chicken. I can see from here that you're frowning in disgust. How are we supposed to take this guy's complaining about one wrong order seriously when we know he himself orders everything wrong in the first place? If he had ordered any of KFC's other delicious drinks with his order I might be able to take him seriously. Sierra Mist, Dr. Pepper, southern-style iced tea, lemonade, water, or even a nice glass of milk. Not Mountain Dew though, that would also be a joke. Washing down fried chicken with Pepsi is disgusting. My brain is struggling to digest the idea just as much as my stomach would struggle to digest the act, an act I think we should make illegal.
Don't be fooled by this man and don't you dare taint your perspective of KFC. KFC is a fine place and they take care of us. They love us, they really do. Don't forget the amazing biscuits and don't forget the delectable mashed potatoes. They'll never forget you.
Plus Norm Macdonald is an excellent Colonel Sanders: